also I should never be near any electronics when I’m drunk

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I’m laying in bed with my eyes wide opened remembering the embarrassing things I said last night

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milominderbindered:

orange is the new black meme

[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset

I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this.  I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand?  I can’t go back.


"Wanna smell?"

"Wanna smell?"

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dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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flannelsandjeans:

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

vinebox:

DVD start up screens be like

wearethebravex:

Say Anything announced their 10th Anniversary tour of …Is A Real Boy last night at their last show of the tour. Even better yet is that Saves The Day is the support. I fangirled so hard the moment those words came out of Max’s mouth. That album made a huge impact on my life.

i went to a pool party and i was the most embarrassing person there

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Tagged: #personal #lmao

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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j5h:

j5h:

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