also I should never be near any electronics when I’m drunk
I’m laying in bed with my eyes wide opened remembering the embarrassing things I said last night
orange is the new black meme
[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset
I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this. I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand? I can’t go back.
when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war
Say Anything announced their 10th Anniversary tour of …Is A Real Boy last night at their last show of the tour. Even better yet is that Saves The Day is the support. I fangirled so hard the moment those words came out of Max’s mouth. That album made a huge impact on my life.
i went to a pool party and i was the most embarrassing person there
me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty